May 2013
24 posts
schticky-friend:
shitilivefor:
katara:
i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time
if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit
i think i just found my senior quote
microwavablemeals:
do you ever just meet someone who you think you wouldn’t really get close to but then like a year later they’ve become very close and dear to you and you just kinda think, wow im really glad i met this person i don’t know what i’d do without them
katie-kapulet:
whatthefinnick:
My pre-calc teacher got kicked out of the movies once for yelling out diving scores during Titanic as people jumped off the boat.
The Difference Between Matt Smith and David...
Matt Smith: My name is Matt Smith and I play the Doctor.
David Tennant: I'm David Tennant and I am the Doctor.
Reblog if you know who Smitty Werben Yegger Man...
He was number 1.
To prove my dad wrong. reblog if you are under the...
rp-ravenscale-the-snake-pony:
deadeye-and-scots:
bluemm14:
//my dad thinks you’re all 50 year old sexual predators or something.. >:T
modpic no h8 plz
thearcanetheory:
cianur00:
sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:
f-r-eckled:
im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math
that’s 110%
thats the best gif I’ve ever seen for this kind of thing
samwinchesterisamanatee:
doctorwhoaddicts:
samandriells:
mishathekitten:
alltimemoy:
67chevyimpala:
lavastormsw:
vriksaserket:
lets play a game called how close can you get to your friend without becoming a gay couple
I’m sorry, but I think Doctor Who wins this game.
April 2013
265 posts
“I had an auto-repair man once, who, on these intelligence tests, could not...”
– Isaac Asimov (via skinnybaras)
sexnoise:
Reasons to date me:
1. No one will try and steal me from you.
2. Sometimes I’m funny.
2 tags
sisterbutters:
I like how in Florida
it can look like a really nice day
but if you turn your head slightly to the left….
it looks like impending doom is going to happen
mokamonn:
tomlinsogay:
my teacher pointed at me with her ruler and said, “at the end of this ruler is an idiot.” i got detention after asking which end
bless u
fasterfood:
due to low self esteem if someone is hitting on me i probably wouldn’t even be able to tell unless they directly said “i love you and want to date you” and even then i would be a little skeptical
dj-bsnow:
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude
Hey all you homestuck blogs
i-just-want-a-url:
I need you to reblog this. I need more homestuck for this hiatus. I will follow all of you and leave nice things and maybe even doodles in your askbox if you reblog this. Maybe we will even become friends. Especially if you ask to be friends.
ostracizedpoodle:
favour1te:
ostracizedpoodle:
ive seen things
how many things?
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